ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
tumblr wanna hear my most angsty dumb edgy headcanon?
do we get a choice?
of course you have a choice! free will, that beloved gleaming prize, that cornerstone of humanity and philosophy, rests at your feet! you are forever free to choose your answers to any question, whether that answer is yes or no or any alternative! whether the answer is accurate or false or undetermined, only you can give it! only you can make that choice! what is your answer?
We politely decline
ok so in Brother Bear’s famous “quit telling everyone i’m dead” “sometimes I can still hear his voice!” scene, the husband Edgar’s voice is only ever heard off-screen. so my headcanon is that either the wife is hallucinating her husband’s voice (which only we, the audience can hear) OR it’s one of her neighbors playing a cruel practical joke on an elderly widow, in which case he’s been gaslighting her long enough that she’s learned to ignore the evidence of her own ears.
(The alternate explanation is she has dementia and is so ill she can’t even remember whether her loved ones are alive or dead.)
What happened to free will
a valuable lesson! what the philosophers forget is that free will exists only to the extent the individual is allowed to make meaningful choices! though we are all capable of conscious thought & purposeful decision (which supposedly elevates us above the level of “mere beast”), this becomes irrelevant in the face of an indifferent and often openly malicious world that controls the fundamental factors of our lives. What is free will in a society that rips away all meaningful choice, that steals away the supposedly most sacrosanct of freedoms? You are always free to choose your answer, but it is the world that sets the questions and judges your grade! And the questions are multiple choice, with all wrong answers, and mostly boil down to “which way will you choose to suffer today?” And even if you give the “right” answer, the world may well ignore you on a whim!
This guy from uni hit me up and started hitting on me and he kept telling me that I have such an innocent look to me and look way younger and that he thought I was 19 tops (he is 23 and I am 25 actually) which immediately gave me a bad vibe, long story short he followed me on Insta and we kept chatting there and then he randomly attacked me about having a public IG profile and not being bothered about having 3k followers, most of which I don’t know personally, and when I kept telling him it really wasn’t a problem for me and that I like my followers and 3k wasn’t that much to begin with, he hit me with a “you’re way different than I thought,” and said stuff like he guesses that I am not as innocent as he thought (wtf dude) and that he doesn’t approve of the content I post ?????? and doesnt’t see a point of the two of us talking anymore??? like, okay creep, I’d rather not be talking to you either and I was just being polite to you but insulting my followers who have never done anything wrong to you and have been nothing but nice, respectful and supportive to me??? Fuck off
not to mention that this is what he deemed to be my scandalous posts
You know what this post caused? An avalanche!
13,000 of you followed me there out of pure spite. I got brave enough and revealed I run this blog to IRL people. It went well, though I am still nervous about it.
And as you can tell, I am still so scandalous!
I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOO MUCH
YESSSSSSSSSSS FOR THE CREATOR OF GRONY FANFICS!!!
W-what
Did you just call one time I dreamt gaud
I AM SO CONFUSED
(Are you confused about being mistaken for gaud or grony fanfic?)
Both and also, somebody once told me that ‘grony’ stands for “gay brony” and all this time I thought… I must… I seem to actually not know what this grony thing is 🥲
Apparently “Grony” refers to shipping the Grinch and Tony the Tiger.
WHAT
I think the Grony ship is based on the fact that the guy who voiced Tony the Tiger, also sang “You’re a mean one, Mr.Ginch. ” in How the the Grinch Stole Christmas and it became head cannon that it actually was a break up song. @one-time-i-dreamt
now you know how the rest of us feel when we don’t see the blog title
Oh god the world’s colliding I’m so sorry you had to find out like this
I’d just like to clarify that I do know who @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses is, I’ve seen their posts around and they made me laugh plenty of times, but I’ve never heard of… Grony
This happened bc you showed your face in this post.
Everytime one of your posts involves your face in some way, everything goes chaotic real fast.
Hey, at least I’m not being called an android, a hard boiled leg, nor are people weirded out by my fingers or thirsting over my feet! I consider this a win.
…have people been called hard boiled legs on here before?!?
To start, there’s a myth about snake eyes, that slits are venomous and rounded are safe. This is actually not true. These are diurnal:
And these are Nocturnal:
Now, which one looks more like Crowley’s eyes?
If you answered, “nocturnal,” you’d be correct. Now, I believe this is one of the reasons he wears sunglasses. Obviously, one is to hide the fact that he has snake eyes.
But why doesn’t he just wear colored contacts? I mean, they’ve been around since the early 1980s. Or better yet, why wear sunglasses at all? Surely it’d be far more acceptable to have snake eyes now. Everyone would assume they’re contacts. Well, the answer is simple: the sun hurts his eyes.
Look at the Noah’s ark scene.
Yes, they’re both squinting, but look at Crowley’s face. He’s sneering, like he can’t stand the sun.
TLDR; Crowley has nocturnal snake eyes and the sun hurts his eyes.
I’m going to ignore this comment and pretend that you politely requested to know more about doorknobs with faces
you cannot imagine my shock and dismay when I googled “doorknob with a face” expecting to find a wide variety of consumer options for purchase, in an assortment of styles and facial expressions, only to discover the few that exist are antique rarties and very much not for sale??? how, in a world capable of mass manufacturing, have we allowed this to happen? how has demand for novelty face doorknobs not skyrocketed???what the fuck do you mean I can’t buy these on etsy? I feel strongly about this issue.
do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra
I honestly don’t think they get it as a coping mechanism, they think it’s a cry for help rather than actually helping.
i’d even say it’s past just coping and is also now a category of Stuff Kids Got Used To When No One Was Looking; not everyone using that humor is even covering up something bigger, we just stopped thinking fatalistic = taboo/unspeakable somewhere along the line, and most parents don’t seem to know why or how ~
My boss opened a door and missed me by inches, he said “whoops, almost killed you there!” My result of “Oh, if only.” Led to an awkward end of shift debrief.
This generation shares the same humor as the goddamn Addams Family and the previous generation is the White Sixties Family™ that lives next door and runs away screaming at the end of the episode
I will say that it’s interesting because this kind of humor is very, very prevalent somewhere else…
the military.
Which is honestly a place you would expect fatalistic humor to be common and used as a coping method. You’re one “oops” away from death on the flight deck, one inch to the left and you don’t have a head anymore because the jet that just landed now owns it as a wing-tip decoration. So you joke about it because lowkey you’re fucking terrified it’ll happen, but you’re also desensitized to the danger itself because you face it every single day for 12 hours at a time.
Anyway so we all know the mindset you adopt in the military because of the danger, so to realise that an identical sense of humor has been adopted by normal people should probably tell you something very important about the amount of stress modern young folks experience in daily life.
That last one… it’s true
It was also common in previous generations that had to deal with say, war and economic depression on a massive scale.
One of my favorite movies is Singing In The Rain which came in out 1952, right on the tailcoat of two world wars and a looming cold one, and for all it’s a cheery happy musical, it’s got this really bleak witty humor too, things like “call me a cab!” “okay, you’re a cab!” or the scene where Don says he’ll be homeless by the next day and Cosmo cheerfully tells him not to be ridiculous…the bank bailiffs don’t open till Monday.
And then quite probably one of my favorite opening lines, where two young girls are watching Lina on screen and one says
“She’s so refined. I think I’ll kill myself.”
Which really resonates with a lot of the things we say now when talking about people we find personally attractive, meaning not only is fatalism not a new trend, but those two girls at the starting sequence of Singing In The Rain are totally there for Lina, not Don.
You’re welcome.
oh my god this is blowing my mind. singin’ in the rain is millennial humor
Don Lockwood (despairing of his career as an actor): I’m through, fellas. Kathy: Don, you’re not through! Cosmo: Why of course not. Why, with your looks and figure, you could drive an ice wagon, or shine shoes! Kathy: Block hats! Cosmo: Sell pencils! Kathy: Dig ditches!
Peter Parker and Steve Rogers have the same humor confirmed
This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that’s a fucking ringneck snake.
I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called “southern ringneck” in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They’re not venomous, are nocturnal, and also….
ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They’re super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They’re just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.
How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like “that thing is gonna kill me”? U can’t. Is babie.
